Step by Step___Itty Bitty Bastards № 5

A step-by-step methodology to ensure your safety:

Step One: Ascend the steps without rushing or looking back. *

Step Two: Close the door thoughtfully and without slamming.

Step Three: Lock the door via the knob toggle.

Step Four: Set the spring-tension eye hook, careful not to pinch your fingers.

Step Five: Turn off the basement light.

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*No matter what you hear.

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Art: Justin Weingartner

Words: Peter Hammarberg

©10/2021